The Slutcracker at Somerville Theatre

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Dec 4
Fri • 8:00 PM
Fri
Dec 4
8:00 PM
The Slutcracker
Somerville Theatre
Somerville, MA
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Dec 5
Sat • 8:00 PM
Sat
Dec 5
8:00 PM
The Slutcracker
Somerville Theatre
Somerville, MA
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Dec 6
Sun • 4:00 PM
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Dec 6
4:00 PM
The Slutcracker
Somerville Theatre
Somerville, MA
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Dec 11
Fri • 8:00 PM
Fri
Dec 11
8:00 PM
The Slutcracker
Somerville Theatre
Somerville, MA
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Dec 12
Sat • 2:00 PM
Sat
Dec 12
2:00 PM
The Slutcracker
Somerville Theatre
Somerville, MA
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Dec 12
Sat • 8:00 PM
Sat
Dec 12
8:00 PM
The Slutcracker
Somerville Theatre
Somerville, MA
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Dec 13
Sun • 4:00 PM
Sun
Dec 13
4:00 PM
The Slutcracker
Somerville Theatre
Somerville, MA
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Dec 16
Wed • 8:00 PM
Wed
Dec 16
8:00 PM
The Slutcracker
Somerville Theatre
Somerville, MA
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Dec 17
Thu • 8:00 PM
Thu
Dec 17
8:00 PM
The Slutcracker
Somerville Theatre
Somerville, MA
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Dec 18
Fri • 8:00 PM
Fri
Dec 18
8:00 PM
The Slutcracker
Somerville Theatre
Somerville, MA
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A drag queen and dancers perform on stage with a band in the background, under colorful stage lights.

About the Event

The Slutcracker returns to the historic Somerville Theatre in Somerville, MA for its provocative annual run. This adults-only burlesque takes Tchaikovsky's holiday classic and infuses it with audacious comedy, dazzling dance, and a unique, irreverent spirit. Prepare for a holiday tradition unlike any other on the following dates:

  • December 4, 2026 8:00 PM
  • December 5, 2026 8:00 PM
  • December 6, 2026 4:00 PM
  • December 11, 2026 8:00 PM
  • December 12, 2026 2:00 PM
  • December 12, 2026 8:00 PM
  • December 13, 2026 4:00 PM
  • December 16, 2026 8:00 PM
  • December 17, 2026 8:00 PM
  • December 18, 2026 8:00 PM
  • And more!
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The Slutcracker Live in Somerville

The Slutcracker reinvents the traditional Nutcracker ballet with an ensemble of talented burlesque, cabaret, and aerial artists. Known for its witty narrative and spectacular choreography, this production delivers a bold and comedic theatrical experience that has become a celebrated alternative holiday event for adult audiences.

Somerville Theatre Event Information

Experience The Slutcracker within the classic charm of the Somerville Theatre. This historic venue offers both orchestra and balcony seating, providing excellent views of the stage. For a smooth entry, please note that the Somerville Theatre operates as a cashless venue for all purchases, and bags larger than 12" x 12" x 6" are not permitted. Arrive early to allow for security screening. Buy your tickets now.