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About the Event

Get ready for an evening of hilarious stand-up as comedian Chris Distefano takes the stage at the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse in Arlington, VA. Known for his unique comedic style and engaging storytelling, Distefano promises a night full of laughter. Catch Chris Distefano live across three performances: Friday, December 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM, and Saturday, December 12, 2026 at 4:00 PM and 7:00 PM. Secure your chance to see one of comedy's most dynamic voices in the intimate setting of the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse.

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Chris Distefano Live in Arlington

Chris Distefano brings his energetic and observational stand-up comedy to Arlington. A fan-favorite, Distefano is celebrated for his unique perspective on life, relationships, and pop culture, often blending personal anecdotes with sharp wit. He hosts the popular podcasts "Chrissy Chaos" and "Hey Babe!" and has released acclaimed specials like "Chris Distefano: Size 38 Waist" and "Chris Distefano: Speshy Weshy." Expect an authentic and unreserved performance when Chris Distefano performs.

Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse Comedy

Experience Chris Distefano at the historic Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse, a unique venue blending classic cinema charm with live entertainment. Enjoy a comfortable and intimate setting where you can savor food and beverages served right to your seat during the show. When attending Chris Distefano at Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse, a pro-tip is to arrive 30-45 minutes before the listed showtime. This allows ample time for seating, ordering from the full menu, and ensures you don't miss any of the laughs. Buy your tickets now.